We're a global team of nerds with a passion for

Here is what we would love to help you with:

WordPress Support

White Label Agency Support

WordPress Speed Optimization

Site Backups and Transfers

Search Engine Optimization

Website Design + Development

Pay-Per-Click Advertising

Facebook Advertising

Ecommerce Site Development

Mowing lawns (discontinued)

Recent Projects

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The Nerdy Spider Team


"PHP Pro"
Brian is our full stack software developer and has a BS with double honours degree in Computer Science and Mathematics. He is a published author, Laravel specialist and our "we-can't-seem-to-fix-this-problem-can-you-take-care-of it" guy.


"Engineer Extraordinaire"
Jason has travelled the world and is one of our top software engineers. He's also great at building intuitive solutions for complex problems. With a bachelors degree in computer engineering Jason has built software for companies across the globe.


"Wordpress Wizard"
With a bachelor's degree in engineering and computer science, Cromer is our resident WordPress and site security expert. Malware mayhem? Site Migrations? Email transfers? Cromer is the man.


"Ecommerce Extremist"
Layne has built, bought, and sold websites for close to a decade now. One of his first sites was an ecommerce site which scaled to over $1,000,000 in sales in just over a year. He manages a diverse portfolio of dozens of his own websites and is our main client liason.


"Design Diva"
Danielle is a seasoned UI/UX designer and together with her design team has crafted some of the top apps in the world, including multiple large fintech and crypto sites. If you see Danielle without a smile on her face it probably isn't Danielle!

John Paul

"Organization Oracle"
John Paul is our data analyst and Excel guru, and has a knack for parsing large datasets, financial reporting, data scraping--pretty much anything related to data management. Rock solid reliability is his forte.


"Network Ninja"
Email service go down? Website hacked? Need a remote server set up? Need help navigating Cpanel? Matt is a veteran system administrator, top-notch communicator, and all around great guy. It seems there isn't a network issue that Matt can't tackle...


"Google Guru"
Stanislau is truly a "Google Guru" with deep knowledge in setting up intricate Google Analytics and Tag Manager systems. He has a software engineer background and also has strong skills setting up pay-per-click advertising campaigns.


"Rendering Renegade"
Valery has mastered the art of taking hand drawn product sketches, putting them into digital form, generating detailed blueprints, lifelike product renderings, 3D printer ready files, CAD modeling and much more.